Yes, Paris Hilton is definitely looking pregnant! Seriously, the celebrity has either gained weight (which seems impossible for her) or she really has a baby bump going on! And all I can say is: Paris, (if you are pregnant and it really appears that you are) why do you feel the need to keep up with Nicole?

That’s what it has to be, right? I can see it now, Paris and Nicole are both going to have babies and then they can play house together and have baby tea parties and everything like that. They can get one of those little ovens that cooks using only a light bulb You know, the ones where you get tired of waiting for it to finish cooking so you just take a spoon and eat the warm, goey batter anyway. This sickens me and I’m not sure why!

Here is another’s opinion, and click on the link for a bunch of photos of Paris Hilton looking very pregnant.

WWTDD: “Paris Hilton was walking around last night with Benji Madden or Joel Madden or whichever one it is she dates, and she looked suspiciously pregnant while doing it. So if you’re wondering if I’ve been put in charge yet, this is how you can the answer is “no”. My plan calls for Paris Hilton to be flipped upside down and then we’ll fill her vagina with cement. I know it’s sounds radical, but it’s the only way to be sure. I’m tough but fair.”