OK, Paris Hilton IS drunk! Yep, if the celebrity looks like a drunk and talk like a drunk — she’s a drunk! Paris is known for being a party girl so these photos are really nothing new. In fact, these photos of Miss Hilton only add fuel to the fire of her party girl reputation.

And the sad thing is, Paris Hilton has nothing better to do! She’s filthy rich and already an accomplished actress and singer, if you ask her. So, what’s left? It’s not like she’s pregnant. P. A. R. T. Y!

Paris parties like a rock star and crushes all the pregnancy rumorswith a single swig of pink champagne last Friday night in Las Vegas. It wasn’t her typical party though — it was all a part of her new MTV reality show, ”Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.” And with this news, we can all rest at ease knowing that Paris Hilton is not having a baby. I said it before and I will say it again, Paris can’t take care of a dog, much less a baby!

Her main squeeze, Benji Madden, was also on hand wearing his black shades and looking mysterious (or drunk). That reminds me of the chorus to a song, “I wear my sunglasses at night,” but I digress. 

Benji, Nicky Hilton, and her boyfriend lurked in the shadows while Paris starred in her show. Sounds like some real fun.

Yes, Paris Hilton is definitely looking pregnant! Seriously, the celebrity has either gained weight (which seems impossible for her) or she really has a baby bump going on! And all I can say is: Paris, (if you are pregnant and it really appears that you are) why do you feel the need to keep up with Nicole?

That’s what it has to be, right? I can see it now, Paris and Nicole are both going to have babies and then they can play house together and have baby tea parties and everything like that. They can get one of those little ovens that cooks using only a light bulb You know, the ones where you get tired of waiting for it to finish cooking so you just take a spoon and eat the warm, goey batter anyway. This sickens me and I’m not sure why!

Here is another’s opinion, and click on the link for a bunch of photos of Paris Hilton looking very pregnant.

WWTDD: “Paris Hilton was walking around last night with Benji Madden or Joel Madden or whichever one it is she dates, and she looked suspiciously pregnant while doing it. So if you’re wondering if I’ve been put in charge yet, this is how you can the answer is “no”. My plan calls for Paris Hilton to be flipped upside down and then we’ll fill her vagina with cement. I know it’s sounds radical, but it’s the only way to be sure. I’m tough but fair.”

Paris Hilton has opened up about her new relationship in a big way! The starlet revealed that she and her boyfriend of less than three months, Benji Madden, are already thinking about going all the way — you know, getting married! Paris told the people at “People” magazine (did you see what I just did there) this:

“He wants to [get hitched]. We talk about it.”

Apparently the couple really has talked about it, because Paris Hilton, who is 27-years old, says she already knows what kind of wedding dress she wants to take the plunge in: “I’d wear a beautiful white dress, probably Dolce and Gabbana.”

Despite what you may know of her, celebrity Paris Hilton says she and her new boyfriend Benji Madden are really in love. I know it’s kind of hard to believe that the hotel heiress may actually settle down, but we will see. Paris told People magazine:

“He’s definitely different than any guy I’ve ever been with. He makes me feel really happy, comfortable and really in love.”

Ms. Hilton went on and added that the couple recently celebrated their, get this, two month anniversary! “I made dinner and we watched movies. And then my girlfriend had a birthday party so we played laser shot – it was really cool,” she said. How old is she again?

The Plot Does Not Thicken:

Paris also denied that she and Madden are planning a double wedding with her pal Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, Benji’s twin brother. I had my doubts as well, but Paris cleared everything up by saying, “No! We’re really happy right now,” she said.

The hotel bitch has arrived to the party! Paris Hilton has slammed her former pal Kim Kardahsian for having a “cheese butt.” Sweet Paris made the comments Monday on a Las Vegas radio show — and I for one am not surprised. I’ve heard rumors of all the things that have been in her mouth, so what else would you expect to come out? Paris Hilton said of Kim’s arse: 

“I would not want [Kim’s butt] it’s gross! It reminds me of large curd cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Apparently, the 26-year-old regretted her comments as she told In Touch magazine that she had already apologized to the reality star. “I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!” Hilton told the magazine.

Paris Hilton usually seems to be as sure-footed as a supermodel on a catwalk, but apparently the celebrity has lost some of her edge. Today Paris tripped and fell on a tile floor and slammed her face on the floor! A fall. On tile. On her face. Ouch!

Paris did sustain minor damage (as witnessed in the third photo), so time to head over to the see the plastic surgeon… just in case!

OMG! Paris Hilton is such a rocker chick with her rocker shirt and wild jacket — which I love! You just have to love anything with both skull and crossbones and hearts! That jacket, like Paris, is such an oxymoron! She is such a poser!

But I will give her some respect, she does look nice. But it still appears she may be trying a little too hard. Is she trying to be like Avril Lavigne? Because I don’t think Avril would like that at all!