Actor Mario Lopez and actress Audrina Patridge fill the cover of TV Guide! Audrina is wearing a yellow and brown bikini and Mario… well, Mario is wearing a tanned Audrina all over his back. It looks like TV Guide is going for a healthier look with headings such as Killer Abs, Easy Diets, and Hot Bods.

This is a noble cause, but let’s think about who actually buys a TV Guide. I’m not a marketing expert, but if someone is purchasing a guide for their televison, something tells me they are going to be camped out in front of that son of a bitch with a half-gallon of double chocolate chunk ice cream and a mixing spoon. Oh well, Mario and Audrina make for an interesting cover.